i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
And the first three are fast becoming the least important.
Important to note nobody even saw this. The guy posted these pictures on fb.
A 14-year-old could be facing that actual prison time after he simulated oral sex with a statue of Jesus in Everett, Penn., according to KRON 4.
The statue, which is in front of the local Love in the Name of Christ organization, features Jesus kneeling. The teenager climbed up and well, you know. He later posted the photos to Facebook, where police found them.
"If they maketh me into a statue and a teenager pretendeth to let me blow him, do not prosecuteth him. I mean, fuck, do you guys not understandeth that I’m all about tolerance?" — Matthew 23 1-6
This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist
While many cheered the NFL’s move to (finally) punish Rice’s vicious behavior, too many media outlets immediately fell into a tired pattern of victim blaming.
Writer Beverly Gooden had heard enough. “I was watching the responses to the TMZ on my timeline, and I noticed a trend. People were asking ‘why did she marry him?’ and ‘why didn’t she leave him,’” Gooden told Mic. “When I saw those tweets, my first reaction was shame. The same shame that I felt back when I was in a violent marriage. It’s a sort of guilt that would make me crawl into a shell and remain silent. But today, for a reason I can’t explain, I’d had enough. I knew I had an answer to everyone’s question of why victims of violence stay. I can’t speak for Janay Rice, I can only speak for me.”
Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.
He’s not fucking around!
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